Friday, September 12, 2008

Five ways to keep your guy from cheating.




I'm currently listening to DJ Mo and Grace Lee's show, Good Times With Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee (for some reason Mojo is not around today).

According to a book by Oprah that Mo has read, 60% of men cheat on their wives. But there are 5 ways to keep women's husbands from cheating, and they're still discussing about it now. Grace Lee disagrees with every point except one, and so do I, because they're so degrading to women.

Here are 5 ways to keep your husband from cheating, according to Oprah:

1. Always forgive him.
      As in always? Like if a man did something really stupid and horrible, his wife should still say "It's okay honey. I forgive you." Ugh. Whatever.

2. Give sex on demand.
      This is the most controversial one on the list. What are we? Sex slaves or something?

      CALLER: The problem with women is they think that men think about sex every second,
                     which is not true.
      MO: I disagree.

      LOL.

3. Lavish him with praise for doing his job.
      "Honey, thank you for working 8 hours a day."
      "Honey, I love it when you're working for the family."
      "Honey, just keep going to work, because that's what you do best."
      "Honey, I think I'm running out of words to praise you for doing your job. Now just demand sex and i'll give it to you. 'nuff said."

C'mon guys. Wouldn't you get tired of hearing praise from your wives every day? And girls, you'd be praising your guy every day until you sound like a broken record or just run out of praise altogether. 

4. Rarely let him out with his friends.
        I PARTLY agree with this one. No friends = no drinking in bars = no girls. But there's still technology. I have a relative whose husband rarely goes out with his friends, but still cheated on her. He had a "textmate" (perhaps the number was forwarded by one of his friends) and then without his wife knowing, he would meet her and I don't know what happens next. I think the more you hold on to your guy, the more they struggle to get away. And if he's a congenital cheater, he'd always find ways to cheat on you. School age much *inside joke*.

        If I had a boyfriend (LOL), I wouldn't nag him for going out or for trying to go out with his friends. I wouldn't even get mad at him for drinking. I wouldn't get jealous if a girl smiled at him or even came up to him and asked for his number. I'm not a jealous person, anyway. LOL we're getting off topic.

5. *Something like, love his hobbies*
        It depends on his hobbies. If he likes watching porn everyday, that's another story. haha.



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