Five ways to keep your guy from cheating.

I'm currently listening to DJ Mo and Grace Lee's show, Good Times With Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee (for some reason Mojo is not around today).

According to a book by Oprah that Mo has read, 60% of men cheat on their wives. But there are 5 ways to keep women's husbands from cheating, and they're still discussing about it now. Grace Lee disagrees with every point except one, and so do I, because they're so degrading to women.

Here are 5 ways to keep your husband from cheating, according to Oprah:

1. Always forgive him.
      As in always? Like if a man did something really stupid and horrible, his wife should still say "It's okay honey. I forgive you." Ugh. Whatever.

2. Give sex on demand.
      This is the most controversial one on the list. What are we? Sex slaves or something?

      CALLER: The problem with women is they think that men think about sex every second,
                     which is not true.
      MO: I disagree.

      LOL.

3. Lavish him with praise for doing his job.
      "Honey, thank you for working 8 hours a day."
      "Honey, I love it when you're working for the family."
      "Honey, just keep going to work, because that's what you do best."
      "Honey, I think I'm running out of words to praise you for doing your job. Now just demand sex and i'll give it to you. 'nuff said."

C'mon guys. Wouldn't you get tired of hearing praise from your wives every day? And girls, you'd be praising your guy every day until you sound like a broken record or just run out of praise altogether. 

4. Rarely let him out with his friends.
        I PARTLY agree with this one. No friends = no drinking in bars = no girls. But there's still technology. I have a relative whose husband rarely goes out with his friends, but still cheated on her. He had a "textmate" (perhaps the number was forwarded by one of his friends) and then without his wife knowing, he would meet her and I don't know what happens next. I think the more you hold on to your guy, the more they struggle to get away. And if he's a congenital cheater, he'd always find ways to cheat on you. School age much *inside joke*.

        If I had a boyfriend (LOL), I wouldn't nag him for going out or for trying to go out with his friends. I wouldn't even get mad at him for drinking. I wouldn't get jealous if a girl smiled at him or even came up to him and asked for his number. I'm not a jealous person, anyway. LOL we're getting off topic.

5. *Something like, love his hobbies*
        It depends on his hobbies. If he likes watching porn everyday, that's another story. haha.

Trendelenberg

The weirdest thing that happened to me today was getting invited by bacolodbeauties.multiply.com.

When I opened multiply, I saw that i had an invitation. It was from Bacolod Beauties. Parang instinct, I immediately approved the invitation. Then I visited the site and looked at all Bacolod Beauties' contacts. My gosh. All the girls there were pretty. Some of them are even from BAM. LOL. Daw nahuya na lang ko sa kaugalingon ko for accepting the invite. LOL I felt so OP among the girls there, so I had to remove Bacolod Beauties from my contacts right away. Ahay... Kanugon. Hahahaha! Kis-a man lang ta tani gaka imbitar maupod sa mga gwapa ba. hahaha. Oh well.. kahuluya. hehehe.

About the title: Wala lang. Sadya lang siya pamatian. trendelenberg. daw tingdingdingding LOL.

Unnecessary knowledge

Some random facts generated from this site.

1. It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

2. If decapitated, a chicken will die from blood loss before heart failure.

3. You have 100 000 hairs on your head

4. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

5. The brain continues sending electrical wave signals for 37 hours after death

6. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar

7. 27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.

8. the average person laughs 13 times a day

9. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

10. Turtles can breathe through their butts

Wala lang. I'm just bored and I can't sleep no matter how sleepy I am. We have no NCP's or Drug Studies to make either, because our CI for the MM ward was absent last night. The members in our group were distributed to different groups and were assigned to different areas. Three of us--KP, Arianne and I--went on duty with section D in the Pedia Ward. Fortunately, our substitute CI said we don't have to make NCPs and drug study, because Ms. Cuba might be around tonight already. I hope so.

The bad thing about the nocturnal shift is your body clock gets confused. Even how sleepy you are, you'd find it hard to sleep during the day. First, it's too bright. Second, there are so many distractions and noise around. Third, your body is just not used to sleeping at daytime.

Oh well, two more nights of the noc. Hopefully, I'd be able to survive it. hehe.